Joy Is Everywhere

1. A Mink: to provide a beautiful coat2. A Jaguar: to reside in her garage

3. A Tiger: to keep her happy in the bedroom

4. A Jackass: to pay for all the above

Contributed by: Beverly

The fourth and fifth graders went on a field trip to the local race track accompanied by their lady teachers.During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the restroom so it was decided that the girls would go with the 5th grade teacher. And the 4th grade teacher took the boys and waited outside the men’s bathroom.

One of the boys came out and told her he couldn’t reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting all the little boys up by their armpits as they did their business.

Though not purposely, while lifting one little boy, she couldn’t help but notice that he was particularly well endowed.

“I guess you must be in the fifth,” she said.

“No ma’am,” he said “I’m in the 7th, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift.”

Contributed by: Connie