A little old ladies phone rings late one night and she answers it.
“Hello,” a deep voice on the other end says, “I know you, you’ld like me to push you down on the bed and rip all your clothes off, lick your body all over and make rough love to you.”
The old lady looks at the phone blushing and in amazement and replies, “You can tell all this from a single ‘Hello?’”
Contributed by: Peter
Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”
The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”
The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck. He returned in a minute and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.”
“Alright. How long do you need them?”
The customer paused for a minute and said, “I’d better go check.” After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house.”
Contributed by: Abdul
