Short Thoughts for Fun
<><> “Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.” [Sue Murphy]
<><> “USA Today has come out with a new survey ….. Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.” [Dave Letterman]
<><> “A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?” she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, “I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you too.” [Jaka Johansen]
“Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?” [John Mendoza]
Contributed by: Sylvia, a great lady who always has the funny short jokes!