Summer Grilling
A man and his wife are doing yard work. Husband says to wife, “Your butt is as wide as the grill.”
She ignores the remark.
A little later, the husband thinks he will press the comment with her, found comparing her rump to his apparent standard with his tape measure while she leans over into a flower bed. “Geez, it
is as wide as the grill,” he tells her in an cruel and insensitive manner.
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky and tries to get close.
“If you think I’m gonna fire up my grill for one little wiener, you’re mistaken,” she calmly responds, turning over to get some
sleep.
Contributed by: Nick