Joy Is Everywhere

There came a big flood, and the water around Joe’s house was rising steadily..Joe was standing on the porch, watching water rising all around him, when a man in a boat came along. and called to Joe, “Get in the boat and Ill get you out of here.” Joe replied. “No thanks. God will
save me.”

Joe went into the house, and the water was starting to pour in. So, he went up to the second floor.

As he looked out, another man in a boat came along, and he called to Joe, “Get in the boat and I’ll get you out of here.”

Again, Joe replied, “No thanks. God will save me.”

The water kept rising. So, Joe got out onto the roof.

A helicopter flew over, and the pilot called down to Joe, “I’ll drop you a rope. Grab onto it, and I’ll get you out of here.”

Again Joe replied, “No thanks. God will save me.”

The water rose and rose, and soon nearly covered the whole house. Joe fell in, and drown.

When he arrived in Heaven, he saw God, and asked Him, “Why didn’t you save me from that terrible flood? Did I not show you my faith?”

With a loving but irritated tone God replied, “What more would you have me do? I sent people in two boats and a helicopter?”

Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different colors from previous version.

ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.

UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition.

ADVANCED DESIGN: Upper management doesn’t understand it.

NO MAINTENANCE: Impossible to fix.

BREAKTHROUGH: It finally booted on the first try.

DESIGN SIMPLICITY: Developed on a shoe-string budget.

UPGRADED: Did not work the first time.

UPGRADED AND IMPROVED: Did not work the second time. The Dumpty Dictionary, Version 2.0

Contributed by: Christian