* Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political sceneof the hottest city in the world!
* Get up close and personal with some of America’s movers and shakers!
* See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won’t show you!
* Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities!

Sound like it’s for you?  Just listen to this testimonial from a former intern:  

“I couldn’t believe it!  After only a few months on the job answering phones and fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the president… …Getting involved in executive branch affairs is just fantastic!”
* M. Lewinsky, Beverly Hills, Calif.

As you can see, being a White House intern is more than long hours, hot debates and touchy national issues.  Still interested?  Fill out the information form below and send it back to the White House at
president@whitehouse.gov

 Name:      ____________
 Hometown:  ____________
 Sex: F__   Age: ____
 Measurements: 
 (required for medical purposes)
 ____-____-____

 How many beers it takes to
 get you…
 … Giggly
 … Drunk
 … Hot
 … To lie to a federal prosecutor

Quick quiz:
You’ve always considered the
White House:
 a) a monument to democracy
 b) the place where great
    leaders meet
 c) vaguely erotic
 d) extremely erotic

Hillary Clinton is a(n):
 a) model wife and mother
 b) icon of late 20th century
    femininity
 c) an obstacle
 d) inappropriate companion for
    the leader of the free world

You’ve always wanted to know more about the President’s:
 a) MidEast policies
 b) childhood in Hope, Ark
 c) romper room
 d) “monument to democracy”

My social life as an intern would likely consist of:
 a) hitting Georgetown bars
    with the other interns
 b) reading and studying
 c) late nights working at
    the White House
 d) late nights working the
    White House

Score 1 point for each A, 2 for each B, 3 for each C, and 4 for each D. Scores of 16 can start tomorrow.  Scores of 12 and above, please call soon.

Uncle Bill wants you !

Contributed by: CR

The engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”

The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years – say, a red Corvette?”

The Engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! Are you kidding?”

And the interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you started it.”

Contributed by:  A.S. and the archives
http://www.allworld.net/allworld/jokes/prvwklst.html

In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable, and also guaranteed that it would insure the cigars against fire, without defining what it considered to be “unacceptable fire,” it
was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss.  Rather than endure a
lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the judge’s ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in “the fires.”

*** This is the funny part ***
After the man cashed his check, however, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used as evidence against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning the rare cigars and sentenced to 24 consecutive one year terms.

“Hello,” a deep voice on the other end says, “I know you, you’ld like me to push you down on the bed and rip all your clothes off, lick your body all over and make rough love to you.”

The old lady looks at the phone blushing and in amazement and replies, “You can tell all this from a single ‘Hello?’”

Contributed by: Peter