Joy Is Everywhere

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:

* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
* 2 French men and 1 French woman
* 2 German men and 1 German woman
* 2 English men and 1 English woman
* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

ONE MONTH LATER on the beautiful deserted island in the middle of
nowhere:

* The 1st Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman…..

* The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a “menage a trois”….

* The 2 German men have a rigid weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman….

* The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman….

* The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don’t remember if sex was in the picture, because it got sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut – whiskey, but at least they know the English aren’t getting any!

Contributed by: Pam, a long time Joke Lover and contributor!

USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.       

Letters are still pouring in asking, “What trip?”