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A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, as they had not been dating very long.  After careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note… romantic, but not too personal. 

Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went to Sears and bought a pair of white gloves.

The younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.  During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.

Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note: 

Darling, 
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled; I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. 

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love,
                 Jimmie

P.S. – The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

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A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world.

The doctor remarked, “Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery, so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world.”   

The civil engineer interrupted and said, “But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the
most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, fair doctor, you are wrong; mine is the oldest profession in the world.”  

The computer scientist leaned back in his chair, smiled and said confidently, “Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?”   

Contributed by: Hugh’s Daily Joke Service