Joy Is Everywhere

One day little Johnnie came up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did I come from?” Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. So, Dad told his son how the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed in the womb and finally how a child was born. As Dad told the story, his son’s eyes got wider and wider.

When Dad was finished, his son said, “Wow, that’s really neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Philadelphia.”

Contributed by: Chuck

A chicken and an egg were lounging next to one another in bed.

The chicken was smoking a cigarette, and with a very disappointed look on her face. The egg then said, “Well…. I guess that answers *THAT* long asked question, doesn’t it?!”

Contributed by: Kim & RS